squidwurd:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

Follower: I love your blog!
Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)

jeric-kripke:

bendydicks:

reidwouldread:

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.

I would create my own live journal and write fan fiction about myself and then instead of using manips actually just pose for freaky pictures and post them at the beginning of each chapter so that people would freak out. 

在所有人事已非的景色里,我最喜歡你in a landscape that contradicts all human affairs, i like you the besttaoris (requested by lu-han)